Bondage in Bagshot, Erotic in Epsom - 'Saucy Surrey' is number 1 for 'mummy porn'!

A bit of silly season nonsense which must be true, as it comes from the Daily Mail!

Picturesque: But behind the leafy highways and byways, Surrey is a hotbed of sizzling S&M sensuality. The county has been revealed as the biggest devourer of the erotic Fifty Shades books...

The original book has sold 65 million copies worldwide.

But in the UK, it's the housewives of Surrey who hold the record for borrowing it from their local library according to the Mail:

"Its neat hedges and leafy streets convey an image of conservatism and Home Counties respectability.

But commuter-belt Surrey was revealed yesterday as home to more enthusiastic readers of ‘mummy porn’ erotica 'Fifty Shades of Grey' than anywhere else in the country.

Readers ‘just can’t get enough’ of the tales of bondage, according to senior council officials - who have branded their own county ‘Saucy Surrey’."

Read the full report in the Mail Online here - and keep an eye out for these sex-crazed porn addicts in Sainsbury's... :0)